Well, That Was Anti-Climactic
Sep. 27th, 2007 08:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jenny_wildcatCSI premiered tonight. And there are spoilers.
Lemme just say, it doesn't rain in the Nevada desert like it's the middle of Ohio. Ever. Unless your psycho-mini-killer called in a special request to move the dumping point into Cleveland just to amp up the angst. Then again, this is from the writers and cast that pronounce the state Ne-VAH-da like they've all plopped Sin City into Massachusetts (it's Ne-va-da - the second syllable rhymes with cat). I'm from the desert, I know these things.
"You're speeeeeciaaaalll." - If anyone ever says that to me like that, I'm running. Far away. Where they can't find me.
Guess those zip-ties aren't as fool-proof as we thought... And never assume the body you're hauling in the trunk can't get out. Especially if you drive a Honda and the trunk can opens up into the backseat (this is why I drive an Explorer. I'd be able to hear/see anything coming from the cargo area and I could pull over and deal with it... not that I haul around bodies on a regular basis... end the parenthetical already!). And I would have waited until the killer got where she was going until I tried to overpower her. But it made for a good action sequence.
"I have a fear of trunks." - Heh, Sara tried to make a joke. Too bad her audience was Rosemary's Baby. See what happens when you try to reason with the emotional side of someone so batcrap-insane? You get fed to the coyotes (at least that part was believable... then they had to go and import the Pacific Ocean... feh...)
But props for the Nick moment! For once, it's not Grissom getting all weepy and angsty. And he actually figures out how to find Sara. I knew there was a reason I loved him ^_^
Brass, you devil! See how much quicker all your cases would be solved if you just got right to the point and demanded results from the trash you have to interrogate? You could solve two cases in an hour instead of your customary one.
NO! You do NOT find Sara's CSI vest and then quit digging! That just gives the network time to cut to commercial! Bad form!
Sara got out! And then she decided to do the incredibly stupid thing and set off into the desert. Alone. Without knowing where she was or where she was going. That was no-no #1 in our outdoor survival video during hunter's safety class. You're supposed to stay where you are because you have a better chance of being found (especially considering how fast they found the car she had been under). Geez, don't they teach these people anything in CSI training class?
Yeah, so if she can stack rocks, why can't she stay with the rocks? And how many dead bodies are buried in that desert?
Remember: flash the rescue mirror then pass out.
What?! No celebratory reunion of all the CSIs at the hospital? Even Brass got that! Cheap losers.
*exhales* I guess "GSR's" here to stay. I guess that's what's happens when the moonbats start writing the screenplays. But the preview looks great. Sara says she and Grissom started dating two years ago and Grissom says nine.... ... ... Yeah, I don't have to make any jokes about that, do I? (that'll be more entertaining than the whole season premiere)
"You're speeeeeciaaaalll." - If anyone ever says that to me like that, I'm running. Far away. Where they can't find me.
Guess those zip-ties aren't as fool-proof as we thought... And never assume the body you're hauling in the trunk can't get out. Especially if you drive a Honda and the trunk can opens up into the backseat (this is why I drive an Explorer. I'd be able to hear/see anything coming from the cargo area and I could pull over and deal with it... not that I haul around bodies on a regular basis... end the parenthetical already!). And I would have waited until the killer got where she was going until I tried to overpower her. But it made for a good action sequence.
"I have a fear of trunks." - Heh, Sara tried to make a joke. Too bad her audience was Rosemary's Baby. See what happens when you try to reason with the emotional side of someone so batcrap-insane? You get fed to the coyotes (at least that part was believable... then they had to go and import the Pacific Ocean... feh...)
But props for the Nick moment! For once, it's not Grissom getting all weepy and angsty. And he actually figures out how to find Sara. I knew there was a reason I loved him ^_^
Brass, you devil! See how much quicker all your cases would be solved if you just got right to the point and demanded results from the trash you have to interrogate? You could solve two cases in an hour instead of your customary one.
NO! You do NOT find Sara's CSI vest and then quit digging! That just gives the network time to cut to commercial! Bad form!
Sara got out! And then she decided to do the incredibly stupid thing and set off into the desert. Alone. Without knowing where she was or where she was going. That was no-no #1 in our outdoor survival video during hunter's safety class. You're supposed to stay where you are because you have a better chance of being found (especially considering how fast they found the car she had been under). Geez, don't they teach these people anything in CSI training class?
Yeah, so if she can stack rocks, why can't she stay with the rocks? And how many dead bodies are buried in that desert?
Remember: flash the rescue mirror then pass out.
What?! No celebratory reunion of all the CSIs at the hospital? Even Brass got that! Cheap losers.
*exhales* I guess "GSR's" here to stay. I guess that's what's happens when the moonbats start writing the screenplays. But the preview looks great. Sara says she and Grissom started dating two years ago and Grissom says nine.... ... ... Yeah, I don't have to make any jokes about that, do I? (that'll be more entertaining than the whole season premiere)
