My brain is so full of Deathly Hallows that I can't come up with anything witty.

I have had a good 12+ hours to fully digest the new images of the "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" cover art and to converse with others and hear/read theories and I think I have it all figured out!  No one needs to read the seventh book at all - just read this post and you'll be good (for the important parts, anyway).

Okay, first off, familiarize yourself with this news post from Leaky.  I will refer to pretty much everything in here and maybe a few things from PotterCast #83 (I haven't listened to the whole thing.  I've gotten through their breakdown of the UK cover, but that's it).

First, the description summaries on the UK editions.  For those of you afraid of being spoiled, there's nothing here to worry about.  We knew that Harry's journey through this book would be dark and dangerous and perhaps lonely at times.  We also knew that he was leaving Privet Drive (whether by his own volition or the Order's, it is the same).  We knew that he would be going to the Burrow and that the Burrow is the only place apart from Hogwarts, and maybe Grimmauld Place, that Harry has ever felt warmth and companionship.  We also knew that he'd probably leave the Burrow.  Don't get your panties in a twist over a few vague "summaries."  They don't say anything.

That being said, here's the rundown of "Deathly Hallows":

Harry starts out at Privet Drive with the Dursleys, but he leaves quickly - middle of June perhaps - probably with some help from the Order of the Phoenix.  They don't want Voldemort to know Harry has left, so Voldy still thinks that Harry is untouchable.  Harry spends a quiet summer at the Burrow helping plan for Bill and Fleur's wedding (Jo can cover a lot of time in a short sentence, something along the lines of "The wedding preparations took so much of everyone's time that Harry could hardly believe he'd already been at the Weasley's four weeks.")  Harry's birthday is July 31, so they celebrate quickly and the wedding will be early August.

Now, Jo has to get to the action pretty fast - 784 pages and everything she has to wrap up? I'd say so - Bill and Fleur are married and probably during the reception, Death Eaters show up and attack.  Harry, Ron and Hermione are forced to run for it (everyone pretty much scatters), which is why they end up at either Gringotts or Godric's Hollow (my money's on Godric) in their dress robes (see UK children's cover).  They start snooping around the Hollow and find out Gryffindor's secret cache of treasure that he kept hidden (from Slytherin? the other founders? who knows?)

Back up a minute: since Harry is no longer at Hogwarts, Kreacher has to go with him and be his servant.  Kreacher may even know something about the Horcruxes (since Regulus was once Kreacher's master).  Harry keeps Kreacher with him all the time he's at the Burrow, so Kreacher ends up following Harry to Godric's Hollow.

While in Godric's Hollow, the Trio is found again by Death Eaters (Voldy has spies everywhere - especially the place he met his first downfall) and forced again to run for it.  This time, they go to Grimmauld Place (since that house is legally Harry's) and regroup, maybe with help from the Order.  They find The Locket (you know, THE Locket) and left inside is another note or some kind of clue to lead them back to Hogwarts.

Based on a dream that Jo had and wrote about on her website, we know that one of the Horcruxes is hidden in the fireplace of the Great Hall (don't believe me? check here for a diary entry from December 19, 2006 - hey, it came from Jo, it's during the time she was writing DH and it's as good as any snippet from any interview).  Maybe the others are hidden there too.

All this comes to in the end is the Final Battle between the Order and the Death Eaters taking place at Hogwarts and the Last Battle between Harry and Voldemort takes place in the Love Room at the Ministry.  I'm a little fuzzy on how Harry gets separated from Ron, Hermione and Ginny (Ginny has since joined the Trio and convinced Harry that he was an idiot for cutting her loose in the first place - she will save their skins in a last minute heroic-type thing.  I'm just not sure what yet).  Maybe the cabinet Draco used in HBP to get the DEs to Hogwarts will get Harry and LV to London and from there, Harry lures LV to the Ministry.

Ah, the Love Room... people have been saying it's nice that the Last Battle takes place at dusk, but I've started thinking that all that nice soft orange light is the way the Love Room is naturally lit.  Or it could be that Harry and Voldemort's battle has gotten so intense that it has completely leveled the entire Ministry so that the Department of Mysteries is all that's left and they're left fighting in the light evening (hence all the rubble at the bottom of the US cover).  Harry's face looks hopeful and determined, while Voldy is fearful of what Harry has going on.  For once, Voldy will be left alone while Harry will have the ranks of people that love him (alive and dead) all around him - that's what those shadows in the background are.  They came out of the many archways in the Love Room, as opposed to the single archway that was in the Death Room.  See, if Harry and LV fought in the Death Room, LV would have the upper hand, since he thrives on death.  But because Harry lured him to the Love Room, Harry is going to kick tail!

Also, that thing around Harry's neck - whatever it is, that's the key to the Love Room in the first place.  Maybe even finding the remaining Horcruxes made it appear.  I'm thinking a Sailor Moon connection here: in the S season, they were looking for the three talismans that would lead them to the Purity Chalice.  Once they found the saber, mirror and crystal ball, the Chalice just appeared and -- well, life wasn't quite hunky-dory, but it was a little bit better than before (hooray for geeking out ^_^).  Somehow, the four remaining Horcruxes either made the Love Room key appear (unlikely) or the Horcruxes led Harry to the key to the Love Room.

And a few last-minute wrap ups:
- Neville dies (*sob*) but takes Bellatrix and Rodolphus out in the process
- Draco = Gone (just not sure how)
- Snape - If he is redeemed, it's defending Harry from an AK curse - probably from Bellatrix (maybe that's what prompts Neville to take Bella on himself)
- Trelawney is a goner, either before the book begins or in an off-screen performance.  Voldy will find out that she gave the prophecy and captures her, but when she can't remember what it was, he kills her (or has a Death Eater do it)
- Harry LIVES! and rides off into the Epilogue with a happy Ginny, becomes a celebrated Auror, the hero of the Wizarding World
- Ron and Hermione are likewise commended. Both secure teaching posts at Hogwarts (Ron as Quidditch coach and Hermione... as whatever she wants)
- Arthur becomes Minister of Magic and builds a brand new house after the Burrow was destroyed by the attack at the wedding - complete with house elves to help Molly
- Percy sees the error of his ways and comes groveling back to his family, who take him in happily after the war is over (well, Molly and Arthur do... not sure about the rest of the fam)

And it is 11:20 pm and this Wildcat is analyzed-out, but it felt good to do that.  It's the last one!  It's the last big news before we actually get to read the last book!  I'm so mixed on whether I'm happy or sad.  It's so final (and fitting that it comes during my last few months of being a not-quite-adult-but-not-exactly-kid-either).  While I listened to the special cover art PotterCast, I was walking around on campus and I was thinking how I'm growing up along with Harry (even though I'm older than he is in the books).  This is my true coming-of-age time and Harry's about to face his last challenge.  It's such a feeling of accomplishment, yet it's so... final...  I'm just glad that I get to share this time with fellow Potterholic friends (in real life, on the internet and on PotterCast).  It's been a real trip and here's to many more as we continue this great Harry Potter fandom!

Love from,
Jenny Wildcat

PS, Whoo! That's a long post! Congrats on getting through it, though.  Feel free to leave your own thoughts and theories in my comments! ^_^
Wasn't going to post this morning, but that was before I got to see the fantabulous Mary Grandpre artwork for the "Deathly Hallows" cover:

Apparently, this news has broken Leaky, so here's a link to Amazon

I am pleased to see that my "Hogwarts House Colors on the Metallic Title" theory worked out.  Here's a rundown: Each color that the big "Harry Potter" logo has been corresponds to a Hogwarts House.  I know it's not a ground-breaking theory as to who Snape is really working for, where-and-what the horcruxes are, or what part Dobby's sock drawer will play in the last book, but it's a theory

SS: Gold/Yellow (Gryffindor/Hufflepuff - they had to double-up somewhere)
CoS: Silver (Slytherin)
PoA: Green (Slytherin)
GoF: Bronze (Ravenclaw)
OotP: Blue (Ravenclaw)
HBP: Purple (Hufflepuff Black - it's hard to make black metallic, so they went with purple)
DH: Red (Gryffindor)

This theory actually started when the Goblet of Fire logo was bronze.  The whole art was green hedges, why not make the title green to match?  Then I realized they already used green for Prisoner of Azkaban and that bronze corresponded to Ravenclaw.  Then I got thinking: where is Gryffindor?  I knew they had gold for Sorcerer's Stone, so that could be both Gryffindor and Hufflepuff.  With SS being the first book and with Harry Potter himself (you know, the main character that these books are about) being in Gryffindor, it would be fitting to have one Gryffindor color start the series and the other end the series (red, of course, would be book seven because it is the main Gryffindor color).

And has anyone noticed how Harry hasn't smiled on the cover since GoF?  Just a random observation that has nothing really to do with the actual story ^_^

Yay for a wacky theory coming true (it's stupid, I know - hey, after last night's panic attack and stress, it's nice that I can just ramble about random-and-seemingly-mundane-topics.  Means I'm still capable of functioning)

Love from,
Jenny Wildcat

PS, The Last Battle takes place in the underground trial room where Harry and Voldemort have leveled the entire Ministry above so that the Wizengamot now has a sunroof with a nice view of a phoenix-like sunset and closing curtains to indicate this is indeed the final act of the story.  See? I can be profound.
You might have seen it on the LJ main page, but this looks pretty cool:






I've actually started re-reading the books, but I'm just barely finishing Sorcerer's Stone -- I blame all the schoolwork I have to do in preparation for graduation. Who knows? I might actually finish on the same schedule as these guys, even though they haven't officially started yet.

I can't really limit myself to "just" two chapters a day -- then again, I might go for it.

Speaking of being indecisive...

Love from,
Jenny Wildcat

Countdown to Spring Break: It's here! It's here (well, in an hour and a half ^_^) The car is fueled up and packed.
Just don't tell anyone ^_^

If I was in a pissy mood today, none of the following would seem very funny.  All the more reason to keep a good outlook on life.

Leaky reported today about another Harry Potter basher (Harold Bloom much?).  It's to be expected that these sorts of unwashed miscreants would be coming out of the woodwork in the aftermath of the announcement of the "Deathly Hallows" release date.

So, we're "infantile," hmm?  Oh, you're using big words... ack... your Ivy League pompous attitude... ow... your intellectual prowess... *shudder* your PhD in masculine bovine defecation, sphincter emphasis... slowly... losing... brain... cells... your overwhelming desire for me to give a flying leap has... no effect whatsoever.

Sheesh, they do this just so these professors bogged down in the swampy world of academia can get in on the product placement of Harry Potter and maybe some of these children who've read HP will put down their copies of "Alice Through the Looking Glass" and "Just So Stories" long enough to validate the existence of these critics' -- ahem -- "work"

Look, all you literary -- people -- out there: you stay on your side of the playground and the rest of us will keep our lively and carefree side.  You don't let us write fantasy in your literary fiction workshops and we in turn don't submit our academic analysis "Scribbulus" papers to "The New Yorker."  You guys get your daily mocha java and we will take out butterbeers and Bertie Bott's.  Excuse us for having a reason for living other than telling other critics and writers to "F-off", as happened in an e-mail from someone in my poetry class.

Okay, this is good: In my Advanced Poetry class, we e-mail our poems to each other every week so we can read them and have some feedback ready for the next workshop.  Well, some mental giant in the class decided to write an e-mail to a fellow classmate about his poem and let go a few (little Bobby and Janey need to keep their noses in "The Magician's Nephew" for this one) "F-bombs" and told him he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.  The problem is that this retard hit "Reply All" instead of just "Reply", so this e-mail ended up getting sent to the whole class, including the professor (I didn't actually get the e-mail, but another classmate showed it to me on her account and the "To" field had everybody's e-mail in it -- my copy must have hit my wonderful little "Idiot Filter").

The ironic thing is that I myself knew that people in this class don't know what the *blank* they're talking about, but I don't see the need to e-mail them about it.  I guess some people aren't secure enough in their talent to take criticism nicely.

Speaking of potholes in the human race, I also printed off the stories we're supposed to read and critique for next Tuesday's Advanced Fiction workshop.  Four stories: three included scenes of ritualistic animal sex, two had some mention of artistic groping, all four dropped the "F-bomb" and one had a KGB-type game show.  Artistic merit, indeed...

To be fair, the syllabus for this class did explicitly say that there will be no "passing judgment" on work that doesn't meet with our own values and standards, but since I can say with confidence that judgment will be passed on my distinctive pro-LDS-values story that I'm turning in on Tuesday, I feel no guilt in saying that these works of "art" are amoral and crude, not to mention indicative of very little thought and creativity (how creative do you have to be to put an explicit sex scene in literary fiction piece?  It's hardly worthy of the title without one *note intense sarcasm*).

All literary fictionists can do is bitch and moan about how they can't control their desires to bitch, moan, kill each other, rape, pillage, grope and complain that society looks down on them for it and how we should be sensitive to their issues and let them call it art (and daddy never hugged them).  Personally, I know that everyone was born in the era they were supposed to be born in and we all have a mission to fulfill in our time, but it's a little hard to come to terms with that doctrine when you're confronted with this kind of caveman behavior (oh crap, now I have another group mad at me ^_^)

Don't think that I'm just complaining about this, though.  I've been stuck without material for a good post for a few days now.  To have this sort and amount of treasure come my way is a blessing and I'm thoroughly enjoying laughing at all these idiots.  It makes it worth the tongue-chewing hours I spend listening to these weenies whine and think that I'm actually giving a flying hippogriff-turd (when in reality, I'm writing my own cheap, plot-driven novel that will surely fulfill my life more than they could honestly imagine).

I Love My Life.

Love from,
Jenny Wildcat
I've already posted about this.  I've listened to the special PotterCast (in which I couldn't hear John or Melissa, but Sue's mic was WAAAY up).  And just NOW I am getting an e-mail from Big J and the Leaky Lounge regarding the July 21, 2007 date and LL's discussions.

Stay tuned for further ironic and cynical BS from me throughout the day.

Love from,
Jenny Wildcat

PS, Big J, you know I still love ya ^_^
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" will be released on July 21, 2007.  Eight days after the "Order of the Phoenix" movie.

No. Freaking. Way.

Tell me this is a bad "February Fool's" joke.  Tell me that, in addition to the "Holidaye Moste Evile" (Feb. 14, for those of you in Rio Lindo) they have also decreed that February will be known as "The Month in Which the Wildcat Poked Her Own Eye Out With a Stick."

I suppose I should look on the bright side: if the movie is a disappointment (which, I don't doubt), I have something good (and CANON!) to look forward to.  On the negative side: this is the only time this will happen.  All I'll have to look forward to now is the crappy thrown-together movie versions of HBP and DH that the filmmakers will certainly put out (where did you go, Peter Jackson-o? but that's another post)

I hate being proved wrong.  Though, anything that hurts the filmmakers is fine by me.  Think about it: people will go see the movie, want to throw up, and go spend millions of dollars on the book the very next weekend instead of going to see the movie a second time (or third or fourth.  Some weirdos might be up to seven by that time).

I hate that this announcement was so low-key.  It's the END OF HARRY POTTER for crying out loud! There should be parades and fanfare and... all that other fun stuff, but it was just a press release sort of deal posted on jkrowling.com.  No secret door, no "Do Not Disturb" sign, no puzzles... NOTHING!  All because the movies had to steal the books' thunder by putting of OotP in July.

Hey, it's easy to blame the movies.  They're the perfect scapegoat.  And, until we get some coherence and consistency with all seven fillms, then that's how it's going to be.

On to the book: I'm sad that this is the end, but I want so much to find out what's going to happen, but then again, no more theorizing or discussing and things like that.  Well, we can theorize, but it'll be in a way that feels like "Well, there are no more books, so it's hard to know for sure."  What will PotterCast be like now?

Anyway, those are my intial thoughts and reactions (and rants).  And it snowed today, so I had to change my flat tire in the snow this morning (with the help of some good Samaritans from the ward.  I'm such an idiot.)

Love from,
Jenny Wildcat

PS, I don't whether to cheer or to go into mourning.  In any case, I'm wearing black today.
...Which she initially stole from Makani, so it's all good.  Besides, I'm in a funk after "24" and the nuclear bomb going off and Jack having to kill off vdhtruisdisjenwemgjw... *attack of the spoiler-nazi-gnomes*  I need something to cheer me up.

Okay, okay, the Meme (which, what does that even mean? Someone enlighten me here) 

1. Are you going to look at every possible spoiler you can before the book comes out? Did you with HBP and how accurate were the ones you saw?

Hell no! There probably won't be any spoilers to be had before the book actually comes out anyway (other than pure speculation passing off as spoilers... get a life people) as Jo and her people put a tight lid on everything.  I had none with HBP, so my reaction was pure depression (at Dumbledore's death) and pure hatred (at Snape's betrayal - I still maintain that he is evil to the nth degree, or at the very least, not on Harry's side.  He killed Dumbledore, for the love of Godric Gryffindor! The only redemption available to him is if he steps in front of an AK curse meant for Harry).
 
2. What will you do if Amazon (or whoever;) don’t deliver your copy on time, and everyone is reading it except you?
I do midnight release parties and preordering at whatever store I'm going to .  I WILL have that book! I will also avoid any HP-related internet browsing until I've finished (sorry, Leaky)
 
3. Will you read the last chapter before anything else? Are you planning to read the book all in one go or are you a slow reader?
I will get my copy at midnight and - depending on length and other factors - will finish in 24 hours.  The last chapter will be as if under lock and key until I get there in due order (but no one said anything about not reading chapter headings ^_^)

4. What’s your theory on the meaning of “Deathly Hallows?”

I like the idea that they're the Horcruxes and refer to objects connected with Arthurian lore.  Though, the way the past few titles have been actually connected with the story, they could very well bethe codename of Aberforth's secret goatherd.


 5. What’s the craziest Harry Potter theory you’ve got, which you could only share with your trusted f-list?
lemme think on this one...  I don't really have any that are real "crazy"... I guess that the Death Eaters will attack at Bill and Fleur's wedding in book 7 (that's not that crazy at all... I need to quit doing responsible things and hang out on Leaky Lounge more ^_^)

 
6. If you could write in a sub-plot of your own choosing to the main Harry one, what would it be?

Remus creates a Ministry department that helps werewolves get their lives back together and become part of regular Wizarding society (and whacks Umbridge on the way up ^_^)

7. Who do you think will die in the book, and who would you be most upset to see die, even if you don’t think it’s likely?

 Aside from Voldy, Snape is a goner.  He has to be if there are supposedly all these clues that he is truly on the side of good.  He will die either defending Harry or Harry will take him out.

Most upset to see go, even if unlikely: Ginny definitely.  I don't think it will happen, but if it does, I will cry (having been a Harry/Ginny shipper even before I was a Ron/Hermione shipper. Has something to do with the way I pictured the end of CoS)

 
8. Name three main (ish) characters who you think will definitely live and why. Is there a very minor character(s) you really want to have a happy ending?

 

Harry: Bad stuff happens on the 6:00 news, not in beloved fantasy books.  He may make a Frodo-like exit after he and Ginny have led a full and happy life with children and grandchildren (how Frodo is possible in HP...), but it won't be an out and out death

Neville: It's those magic gum wrappers!  But seriously, Neville will continue on after soundly defeating Bellatrix.

Hagrid: I'm sure Jo's had too much fun dangling Hagrid to let him die now (two books of people predicting his death and it hasn't happened... it won't)

 ......

Dawlish: If he were taken out, there would be much sadness and mourning in Potter Land (and you don't get any more minor than Daaaaawwwlish... he'll find happiness with Mrs. Figg in Magnolia Crescent: Dawlish and the House Full of Kitties!)

 
9. If you don’t like the book, or are bitterly disappointed by it, do you think you’ll still stay in the fandom?

Not. Gunna. Happen. (be disappointed, I mean) Who do you think you're talking to, the Harmonians?  It's a book people.  This fandom's too much fun to desert

10. One word (or concise) answers only!

- Snape: good, evil, own agenda?

Evil.

- Bill: will he help Remus or just be on permanent honeymoon?

How do you get "One Big Happy Weasley Family" if the whole family isn't there to enjoy it?

 
- Peter: a Gryffindor moment or not?

Defintely

- Harry: is he a Horcrux?

Lame!!!!

- The Weasley’s: will they all survive?

See:"Bill"

- If no to the above: who won’t?

See above

- Did Snape love Lily: yay or nay!

Ewwwwwwwwww...

- Hogwarts: will they go back to school or not?

Maybe not to school, but Jo did say that one of the Horcruxes is in the Great Hall (she had a dream about it)

- Remus and Tonks: will they get married in the book?

Epilogue

- Bellatrix: who will be her nemesis?

Starts wil an "N" and rhymes with "eville"

- The new leader of the OotP is …?

Moody and/or Lupin (neither of whom trust Snape, so Snape can't be working for the Order)

- Percy: will he see the error of his ways or not?

Maybe toward the end of the book

11. If Harry could take just one adult Order of the Phoenix member with him on the search for Horcruxes, who should it be and why?

He won't take an adult member, but he might meet up with Aberforth along the way, simply because that's where the clues will lead him.


12. Will Remus and Greyback have a confrontation in human or werewolf form? Will Tonks be involved? Who will the other werewolves support?
This will probably happen off scene, but Greyback will realize that Remus is working underground with the werewolves.  Greyback will capture Tonks and there will be a big ...erm... biteout (as opposed to shootout).  I've always been a sucker for damsel-in-distress type stories (Tonks will get free at the end and help Remus, though)


 13. Who is the person from Harry’s class (and it isn’t him, Ron or Hermione), who will become a Hogwart’s teacher? What subject will they teach?

Parvati or Lavender for Divination (Voldy's going to find out about Trelawney and she may be on the chop over that little prophecy thing)


14. Do you think Harry will observe Remus looking less lined and walking with a little more of a spring in his step? If so, do you think he'll attribute it to Tonks, and if he does, will he blush?

*giggle* most certainly!

15. Will Ginny use, "But Professor Lupin saw the futility of being a noble prat!" for one of her million arguments with Harry about why they should be together? Do you think they’ll get back together at all?

Sigh... yes Mary Jane and Peter...I mean Ginny and Harry get back together in the end.  She might even use that corny "Who's going to save you?" line (hey, whatever works, you know?)  Boys-with-hero-complexes, a little lesson: when the girl of your dreams is in danger, yet capable of taking care of herself, you'd best let her come along because you know she will anyway.  Besides, it's less for you to worry about.

 
16. Which house do you think Tonks is in, and why? Is she going to morph into someone important and who will it be?

Tonks is... GRYFFINDOR!! Sorry, but I don't see many Hufflepuffs joining the Order (at least, not any of the adult Hufflepuffs; students in the DA are another story).  And why would she morph into someone important? She can't change her appearance that much, can she?


17. Who will be revealed to be the heir of Gryffindor?

 Why must there be an heir of every house?  Maybe a descendant or two, but not an appointed heir ("it's not what someone is born, but what they grow to be" ring a bell?)
 
18. As JKR has promised the final chapter will be like an epilogue; how do you think the final paragraph (hopefully) donated to Remus’ future, and/or Tonks’, and/or anyone else you want to write a paragraph on, will read?

Um, people, it's canon by now: Remus/Tonks is going to ride off into the sunset with their little pink wolf-cubs in tow.  Next question


19. Which question from the books would it annoy you most not to have answered?

Maybe not annoy me, but it would be fun to know about the Four Founders.  But I wouldn't mind leaving some of that to my imagination.

20. What do you think the last line of the book is?

Well, it ends the book and it ends with "scar"  Beyond that, I don't have an answer for you.

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