On the Good Ship...

Snagged this shipping meme from rosevixen.  I have more ships that I like than I actually had spots for, but almost not enough for ships that I dislike or even that I've only considered.

Six Ships You Like:
1) Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)
2) Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)
3) InuYasha/Kagome (InuYasha)
4) Jack/Audrey (24)
5) Kenshin/Kaoru (Rurouni Kenshin)
6) Peter/Mary Jane (Spider-Man)

Three ships you used to like but don't anymore:
7) Jack/Kate (24)
8) Eragon/Arya (Eragon)
9) Neville/Luna (Harry Potter)

Three ships you don't like:
10) Grissom/Sara (CSI)
11) Jack/Chloe (24)
12) Sirius/Lupin (Harry Potter)

Two ships you are curious about but haven't actually started shipping:
13) Dobby/Winky (Harry Potter)
14) Mad Hatter/Alice (Alice in Wonderland)

1) Why do you dislike #11 (Jack/Chloe) so much?

Why can’t two people just be close friends and not have all these sexual undertones? (this is also my argument against some slash).  Neither character has shown the slightest interest in the other beyond being close friends.  Sheesh, anyone that any character even acknowledges the existence of is NOT dying to get in bed with them, thankyouverymuch.

2) Who is someone you know that ships #13 (Dobby/Winky)?
I dunno… a lot of people, I guess.  No one specific.

3) What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (InuYasha/Kagome) (even if the show isn't on the air anymore)?
Oh, but the manga continues (up to chapter 500, last I checked)
Kagome decides to stay with InuYasha in the Feudal Era, gets married and has lots of little 1/4 demon pups (what would they be called by then?) with the occasional visits to Kagome’s family in the modern era through the well. (thank you and good night)
 
4) Which is your favorite episode for #1 (Harry/Ginny)? Try to pick just one.
I’m sure this will be trumped by the heartfelt reunion in “Deathly Hallows” when Harry comes to his hero-complexed senses and lets Ginny fight alongside him, but right now, it’s the “OMG-Harry-we-WON!-*smooch*-take-a-walk-around-the-lake-and-maybe-discuss-the-match-but-most-likely-not” scene in Half-Blood Prince at the end of the “Sectumsempra” chapter.  But the end of Chamber of Secrets is a pretty close second :)

5) How long have you been following couple #6 (Peter/Mary Jane)?
Since I saw the first “Spider-Man” movie and wanted to kick Peter in the head for pulling a endofbooksix!Harry with Mary Jane. Good thing they got it together in the second movie, right?

6) What's the story with #8 (Eragon/Arya)? What made you stop liking them/caring?
Eragon’s getting on my nerves.  I thought it would be cute to have them together, but he’s being so darn obvious about it and I think Arya would be better served to run off with Roran instead (we all know Katrina’s a goner).  Much less whiny and less godlike.

7) Which ship do you prefer - #2 (Ron/Hermione) or #4 (Jack/Audrey)?
Aaaack! Which one’s my favorite?  How to pick?!  I guess I’ll go with Jack/Audrey because Jack has more to lose with Audrey right now.  Ron/Hermione is a given at this point and all we’re waiting for is for them to pull it together after Voldemort gets his butt handed to him.  Jack/Audrey’s a little more exciting.

8) You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 (Grissom/Sara) or #12 (Jack/Chloe).
I’d go with Grissom/Sara because they’re canon at this point (darn it).  That just freaked.  Me. Out.  I always thought Sara thought of Grissom as a father-figure, not… well, you know.  They may have jumped the shark and it’s only a matter of time before CSI gets canceled (sad, but true.  I always thought that it would be Grissom/Catherine).  The Jack/Chloe ship holds about as much water as book!Harry/Hermione (movie!H/Hr is another story – just saw the international trailer and the delusions just won’t stop!  Emma, honey, you're supposed to be with the redhead).

9) What interests you about #14 (Mad Hatter/Alice)?
I’ve seen it around the ‘net and it seems intriguing.  I’ve never thought of shipping those two, but it makes sense in some kooky way. 

10) When did you stop liking #7 (Jack/Kate)?
I probably only liked this one during season 2.  Before the first episode of season 3 was even over, I knew it would never work.  That ship quietly exited out of “24” canondom, which is good news for Kate, at least.

11) Did your waning interest in #9 (Neville/Luna) kill your interest in the show?
No, it was a minor thing, not a rabid Harry/Hermione debacle.  I was just trying to find a suitable person to pair Neville with and since we know Ginny is going with the hero, Luna was a convenient plug.  I really don’t care.

12) What's a song that reminds you of #5 (Kenshin/Kaoru)?
… I can’t think of one…

13) Which of these ships do you love the most?
I have to pick two: Harry/Ginny and Jack/Audrey, mostly because these two are the most in limbo right now (as far as I know, anyway).

(Where the hell did 14 go?)

15) If you could have any two of these pairings double date, who would it be? (even better if they're from different shows)
InuYasha/Kagome and Ron/Hermione would be vastly amusing.  Between the “Osuwari!” showdowns and the Mrs. Weasley-like glares at both the boys' failed sense of What Women Want, I don’t think they’d have time to do anything else ^_^ (that is a fanfic waiting to be written, if someone with better fanfic sense than I would like to tackle it)

16) Have #2 (Ron/Hermione) kissed yet? Elaborate if you'd like.
Not yet, but they’d better!

17) Did #4 (Jack/Audrey) have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?
A happy ending is very likely, since everyone’s expecting a terrible ending to this season (like nearly every season – season 2 and possibly season 3 excepted), and Jack’s determined to jihad himself for Audrey, what better way to surprise the fandom than by letting Audrey live and have both of them ride off into the sunset waiting for the next round of messiness in season 7?

18) What would make you start shipping #13 (Dobby/Winky)?
A sober Winky.  Nothing is possible between those two until Winky gets coherent enough to realize Dobby’s been taking care of her.  I’m pretty sure she still thinks she’s in the backyard talking to Elvis.

19) If only one could happen, which would you prefer - #2 (Ron/Hermione) or #6 (Peter/Mary Jane)?
I’ve been on the R/Hr ship longer (though not as long as the other HP ship – has something to do with how I envisioned the ending of Chamber of Secrets), I’m going with them.  I have a greater interest in their destinies anyway.  Peter/MJ… they got married a long time ago in the comic strip.  I know where this is going to go.

20) You have the power to decide the fate of #10 (Grissom/Sara). What happens to them?
Sara wakes up one morning and says “What was I thinking?” and starts dating Greg.  Grissom wakes up one morning and says “What in the hell was I thinking?” and starts dating Catherine.  Nick wakes up one morning on my doorstep. ^_^

Love from,
Jenny Wildcat

PS, Feel free to take this meme and use it for yourself.  It's quite entertaining.
PPS, Please leave all phone numbers of smokin' hot CSI's from Texas but working in Vegas in the comments