"One radio commentator said that a RSL fan could read a book better than a Utah Blaze fan, to which I replied that the only book the RSL fan could read would be Dora the Explorer"

I remember reading that before. Have you posted that before? I know I've read it.

"The only people who like soccer are illegals and yuppies from South Jordan."

Ha! So wrong. Yet I am reminded of a song . . . "Happy is a yuppy word." So if when you say "yuppie" you mean "happy," well THEN I would understand ^_^.